an old Soviet “Walking Excavator”
Siege Engine be like
I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.
He stops and looks both ways?!?
You wanna know what makes this better?
Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.
This is my new favorite post
I can’t ever not reblog.
I love Corvids
Crimson Days PvP, also known as Lord Shaxx’s Extreme Speed Dating service.
TYPE: Ghost Shell Recording
DESCRIPTION: Crucible Announcement
LOCATION: Earth, Exodus Blue
//AUDIO AVAILABLE//
//RECORDING FOLLOWS//
[Cayde-6] Okay, listen up children. Shaxx lost, again, which means that today, I am the Crucible. Here are the rules: first of all, no Warlocks. Just leave. Go on! Yep, that’s right - yes, you. I’m looking right at you. I can see you, and you’re not -
[incoherent mumbling]
[Cayde-6] Ikora, I….fine. Fine! Fair point. Belay that order. Warlocks can stay. Okay, where was I? Right. First rule, take two: every time you die, you finish your drink.
[incoherent mumbling]
[Cayde-6] What’s that?
[incoherent mumbling]
[Cayde-6] What do you mean they don’t have drinks? Sweet mercy, no wonder Shaxx is always grumpy. Okay, let’s start over. First rule, take three: everyone needs a drink to hold.
[incoherent mumbling]
[Cayde-6] Yes, the entire time.
[incoherent mumbling]
[Cayde-6] Yes, I know that means you only get one hand for your gun. Ikora, was I not clear that I am the Crucible today? Not you, not Zavala, me. Shaxx and I had a deal, and you are not allowed to ruin this.
[incoherent mumbling]
[Cayde-6] No, I did not cheat.
[incoherent mumbling]
[Cayde-6] Will you stop backseat Shaxx-ing me?
[silence]
[silence]
[silence]
[Cayde-6] A-hem. Second rule: you die, you finish your drink. Third rule: if you spill your drink, you have to spin in a circle for thirty seconds and then get a new one. Fourth rule: every time I say ‘Yahtzee!’ everybody everywhere has to finish their whole drink.
[incoherent mumbling]
[Cayde-6] Huh? No, it doesn’t happen on a timer. I yell ‘Yahtzee’ whenever I feel like it. And of course they can keep shooting while they’re drinking. Anyway, here’s the deal: You get a kill, you take a sip. You get a headshot, you take two. You knife someone’s face, you finish your drink. The best taunt gets extra points, and, uh…hm.
[incoherent mumbling]
[Cayde-6] Ikora, that’s a great idea. Yes, Sparrow kills count double. If you get killed by a Sparrow, finish your drink and maybe lie down for a while. Any questions? Didn’t think so. And you, Titan, with the two drinks and no guns: I like your style.
[incoherent mumbling]
[Cayde-6] A send-off? Right you are, Ikora.
[glass clinking]
[Cayde-6] Bottoms up, Guardians.
[Inspired by @thexostranger‘s post]
lord shaxx entering the battle of the twilight gap [City Age, colorized]
tumblr your gif limits are shit, so here’s the non shit version
There are two moods in the destiny community.
Don’t ignore my pleasantries
Me: hi there! How are you tonight?
Customer: tall mocha
My coworker over the headset: ah, my favorite emotion….tall mocha





